Posts Tagged ‘No fun in Islam’

Call out the National Guard: Clarkson dared to make a joking remark about Burkas

Wah. There Is no Fun in Islam* Alert:

Jeremy Clarkson has joined the debate on whether burkas should be permitted in Britain in his own inimitable style.

The outspoken presenter provoked a flurry of complaints after telling viewers of Top Gear on Sunday night that he had seen a Muslim woman wearing sexy underwear beneath her burka.

Clarkson had been discussing the best way to stop drivers being distracted by female pedestrians, along with co-presenters Richard Hammond and James May.

Faeeza Vaid, co-ordinator at the Muslim Women’s Network, said: ‘The debate surrounding the burka is a serious issue which shouldn’t be publicly joked about. Rather than joking about it, we should be having serious dialogue.’

Apparently, humourless, more-PC-than-thou ’singer’ Lily Allen also complained on her Twitter Page about the remark – which makes it all good with us. Full story at the Mail.

*“Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.”

- Ayatollah Khomeini, 1979

We love the things you hate: Islam's coverage of the World Cup

At least 64 people, including an American, have been killed in twin blasts in the Ugandan capital Kampala.

Another 65 people were injured by the blasts, which police said went off at a rugby club and a restaurant as football fans watched the World Cup final.

“These bombs were definitely targeting World Cup crowds,” Inspector General of Police Kale Kayihura said.

Somali militants have in the past threatened to attack Kampala; Ugandan troops are deployed in Mogadishu.

About 5,000 African Union troops from Uganda and Burundi are based in Mogadishu to protect the fragile interim government. Read the rest of this entry »

Don't frown Fabio, it wasn't you. Nor, apparently, was it your band of overpaid Sunday League flops - it was the will of Allah!

Iran says its enemies deserved to crash out of World Cup, Foreign Minister Mottaki tells reporters, ‘Countries which played key role in imposing new sanctions against Iran—like England, America and France — got what they deserved in soccer tournament’

The elimination of England, France and the United States in the early stages of the World Cup was a just reward for their ill-treatment of Iran, its foreign minister said on Tuesday.

Iran did not qualify for the tournament in South Africa but fans have been glued to their televisions nonetheless in a country where soccer is the number one sport. Read the rest of this entry »

South African Border Patrol arrests some local illegals on porous border with Zimbabwe

Own Goal by Pakistani terror suspects as they try to enter South Africa?:

Zimbabwe’s police arrested two Pakistani citizens on suspicion of terrorism when they attempted to cross the border into South Africa, news reports said Saturday.

At least one of the men was wanted by Interpol in connection with terrorist activities, South African radio said.

The men had tried to enter South Africa via the Beitbridge border crossing with Zimbabwe on Sunday. Read the rest of this entry »

After the recent hilarious videos from Latma TV shining a satirical light on the fibs and dissimulation of the pro-Hamas Islamoleft bloc, here’s another slice of cutting parody from a different group called ‘No Laughing Matter’; this time nailing the gangsters of Gaza. Enjoy. Hat tip: Dexter Van Zile, of Camera.