'No black-eyed virgins for you, Saiful - better luck next time'. No, er, wait..

It seems that 14 Taliban in Kunduz didn’t read their ‘Blowing Up The Kuffar’ manual properly last night:

Fourteen militants died in Afghanistan’s increasingly war-torn North, when explosives detonated prematurely in a minibus bomb being rigged by Taliban fighters, police said.

“Fourteen Taliban placing explosives into a minivan for terrorist activities were killed yesterday evening when the bomb went off,” said Abdul Rizaq Yaqubi, police chief of northern Kunduz province.

“The bomb exploded while they were working to build a car bomb.”

The incident happened near Kunduz city in the north, where Taliban-linked violence has increased steadily as Afghanistan’s insurgency reaches an eight-year high.

We admit it – we do love a good old fashioned work accident, but naturally, our sympathies lie primarily with the luscious, black-eyed virgin houris that will now be left without their lusty shaheeds.

Ah well,  girls – not to worry. There’ll be another 14 brain-donors-for-Allah along soon enough. Boom.

[Source: AFP]

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